Holy MF GD sumbitch – not only is it three below, it’s heading down to TWENTY below! And that is the extent of the vulgar side of my vocabulary; we never touched on curse words in all my years of English, Latin, medical and legal terminology, etc. Just “being gross” is something my daughter deals out to me a couple times of week, sounding like a locker room of third-grade boys. She’s never BEEN a third-grade boy but apparently inherited this trait from her father. He would go on a “crude binge” now and then just to laugh at me covering my ears, hugging my guts to keep them from falling out, and pleading, “STOP!”
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