My daughter feeds me worthy tidbits from her surfing and graciously informed me that the average human consumes 33 pubic hairs in a lifetime (not me – I’m dying young and I’m only up to 25, screw the rest of you!). I pointed out that those 33 pubic hairs are not your own – nor those of your partner, which are detected and ejected. The government allows food manufacturers to include certain ppm (“parts per million”) of rat and insect parts in food, so apparently they have also established a ppm for pubic hairs, origins too horrible for imagining.
That’s the part that is gross. The waste of tax dollars, I mean.
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